Wednesday, March 07, 2007
The Expo Buzz - Just For Laughs Edition
A night shift manager of a power plant fell asleep on duty.
As a result, a power failure hit the area. Without identifying himself, the General Manager of the plant called to find what happened.
"What's wrong with the plant?" he demanded.
"If we knew what was wrong, we would have fixed it," the manager retorted.
"Well, go and find out what's wrong and fix it!"
"Who are you to tell me what to do?"
The caller became angry. "Do you know who I am?"
"No."
"I am the GM of the plant."
"Do you know who I am?" the manager asked.
"No."
"Thank God," he sighed in relief, and promptly put down the phone..............................
and brothers, the following especially for you.
A man came home early from work and decided to do something he had never done before – just to surprise his wife.
He washed the dishes in the sink, vacuumed the floor, put the laundry in the washer, and even tidied up the rooms of the children.
His wife came back, walked through the house, did not say a word – she then sat down on the sofa in front of the TV.
"Dear," the man said, "before you turn on the TV, isn't there something you want to say?"
"Yes," she replied, "it's a thankless job, isn't it?"..............................
Posted by it could be anyone of us at 1:48 PM